Heinzy against all prior advice and warnings dived head first into 'Sex Sqaud' a game designed by Health folk in South England. Not Safe For Work. Christ, there's a guy with Penises for hands.
In an attempt to raise awareness of STI's, the Middlesex-London (heh, sex) Health Unit have made game about 4 sexual superheroes, Wonder Vag, Willy the Kid, Power Pap and Captain Condom. Together they are the Sex Squad (what else?), dedicated to the eradication of sexually transmitted infections. They probably have lame swinger parties as well, but it is not mentioned.
That black guy got quite the bulge.
In their first-ever game debut, they have to fight the Sperminator, a former Sex Squad member turned evil when he got an STI and left it untreated. It also turned him into a Mexican Wrestler, but they leave it unanswered if STI's and Mexico have a connection. In order to defeat him, you must answer 25 questions about sex and diseases. If you answer it wrong, the Sperminator will shoot sperm at you with his penis-hands (they make me feel quite inadequate).
Mine is still bigger. My hand, that is.
The graphics are cartoonish and works well, since the target audience is kids in their early teens. If I saw Dexter and Deedee trying different condoms and coils when I was a kid I would never have gotten herpes, I'll tell you that. I want to compare the graphics with TF2's but that is just wrong on so many levels.
The gameplay is repetitive, since all you do is click on two buttons and watch either you or the Sperminator being drenched in shark-sperm, or Sperm Sharks. Sperm Whales? Whatever, you answer the questions and win the game.
And there is not much else to say about it. A nice little experience for your kids that they will never forget, not matter how much they drink.
No shield could protect him from the long, cold showers he took afterwards.
Heinzy
oh my god.......
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